Cows

I have not written anything in a long time so it is time for me to spew forth some of my grey matter before i loose interest again.

If i am going to write again, i need the topic to be one i feel strongly about. So, we will discuss cows. Why do i have such brain space dedicated to the hatred of cows? I am not sure. They are animals of little consequence if you are not a cowboy or rancher. They are just feeder animals, placed on the planet by God to feed people and the occasional intrepid coyote. You see, these animals are not fit to live in the wild. They are not equipped to survive. They have no claws, they cannot outrun any predator that is more dangerous than chipmunk, and most of all, they are too stupid to live without assistance.

Case in point...